What is the best thing you have ever heard a teacher say?

你听过老师的哪些金句？

获得102好评的回答@Hope Laust

“Go home and take the time you need to relax. Is there anything I could have done differently?”

“回家然后放轻松。你觉得我有没有什么地方可以改进的？”

获得3.4k 好评的回答@Chris Lynam

Ladies and gentlemen, please find your seats and listen up. As soon as you leave here today I want you to apply for as many credit cards as you can get approved for, borrow money from your family, work extra jobs, sell drugs… kidding…, but take all that money, buy a plane ticket, and go to Europe immediately.You know why? Because when you finish college, have a career, start a family, and have a mortgage - you’ll be too busy. You’ll wish you would have done it sooner, and you’ll never have the time. You’ll wish that you did it right now.

女士们先生们，找好座位坐下听我讲。今天你们从这离开后，我希望你们尽可能多办几张信用卡、找家人借钱、多打几份工、卖点毒品，开玩笑啦，但是，我希望你们可以带上所有的钱，买一张机票，立刻飞往欧洲。知道为什么吗？因为当你们毕业了，有了工作、家庭、房贷车贷——你会忙到炸裂。到时候你就会希望自己能早点做这件事，然而你永远都没有时间，你多么希望自己能够马上出走。

获得3.4k好评的回答@Diana Crețu

Hi, my name is Dan Rusiecki, I’ll be your literature teacher, and please be warned that failing my class is very very difficult.
嗨，我是丹·鲁史克，我将是你们的文学老师，有言在先哦，我的课你们挂不掉的。

获得64好评的回答@Cynth Chan

Just because you are given a pass for something, doesn’t mean you have the right to abuse it.

拥有使用权并不代表你有权滥用。